christacarlyles:

In honor of Bohemian Rhapsody being released in theatres, here’s a compilation of Rami Malek acting his absolute heart out in the mid-2000s sitcom that didn’t deserve him

arabwife:

I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

ouc-h:

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?”

me: um… yes

transhumanisticpanspermia:

franklyfranchia:

targent:

what is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it

ginger ale is supposed 2 help settle ur stomach if ur nauseous so ppl get it on planes if they get planesick

ginger grow in the ground so it keeps you connected to god’s earth while you’re thousands of feet up in the Heathen Tube

safe-sun:

sick! of not living in a cottage with the love of my life and our several large dogs!

slimetony:

I wasn’t paying attention and i accidentally made myself unlovable

biochromium:

pr1nceshawn:

Sesame Seeds

Cranberry

Pineapple

Peanut

Cashew

Pistachio

Brussel Sprouts

Cacao

Vanilla

Saffron

Kiwi

Pomegranate

exactly 1 minute ago i had absolutely no idea what the plants sesame seeds and peanuts came from look like and i am shocked and surprised

officialaudreykitching:

‪July has a lot of quick moving energy deep below the surface. A lot is being unveiled. Focus on your goals and self care. Worry about your own path and surrender to the flow. ‬

samoyedskaya:

demonshauntingcomputers:

Pooping while on break = liberal cowardice

Waiting to poop after clocking in = anticapitalist radical action

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time

kampala-official:

If I can’t see it? ITS FUCKING GONE.